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"You are the person I love the most. And I always will.”


You don’t have to be blood to be family.


Go home. Take an Ambien. Take fifty.



The order is rapidly fadin’
And the first one now will later be last
For the times they are a-changin’



 “I don’t like kicking people when they’re down. You know? I’ll kick people when they’re up. So, I’ll do a couple mean spirited jokes when they’re up and they’re popular or something. But when they’re down and out… It’s like… It’s just a tough time for them and I feel for them a little bit — no matter who it is. It’s kinda like, ‘Well… Someone else will cover for me on that one.’”
“I don’t like kicking people when they’re down. You know? I’ll kick people when they’re up. So, I’ll do a couple mean spirited jokes when they’re up and they’re popular or something. But when they’re down and out… It’s like… It’s just a tough time for them and I feel for them a little bit — no matter who it is. It’s kinda like, ‘Well… Someone else will cover for me on that one.’”
posted 4 days ago via laralaralara · © sea-hag with 96 notes

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Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.




Killing a man at a wedding, horrid. What sort of monster would do such a thing?

Killing a man at a wedding, horrid. What sort of monster would do such a thing?

posted 6 days ago via thatmarsgirl · © valyriea with 773 notes

Graham pranks Emma Stone about meeting the Spice Girls. (x)


  • LA Times: OK, I'm going to use the topic of poet to transition into Rob Lowe. He got quite the attention with his comments that there's a prejudice against attractive people. What did you think of his comments?
  • Nick Offerman: Um, well, actually when that came out, I arranged for a 12-piece string quartet to speed over to his house and play an elaborate fugue. I didn't realize what a rough time he was having. I would've been giving him a piggyback ride to set if I knew that things were so tough.