"I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven’t slept all night, I’m starved, and I’m armed! Don’t mess with me!"
It’s okay to feel guilt, son. It’s okay to feel joy, too.
welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter
"before I know it, I’m gonna wake up and be 23 and my life’s gonna be behind me."
"you know that I’m 25, right?"
"I wish the world was just me and you."
”then it is.”
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
I had to go to Greek school, where I learned valuable lessons such as, “If Nick has one goat and Maria has nine, how soon will they marry?”
Buffy the Vampire Slayer + Season themes (x)
PLAYING HOUSE / season one (2014)
Dan Egan…abnormally high douche readings, that makes sense. Cancer of the soul…