I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.
"You are the person I love the most. And I always will.”
You don’t have to be blood to be family.
Go home. Take an Ambien. Take fifty.
The order is rapidly fadin’
And the first one now will later be last
For the times they are a-changin’
“I don’t like kicking people when they’re down. You know? I’ll kick people when they’re up. So, I’ll do a couple mean spirited jokes when they’re up and they’re popular or something. But when they’re down and out… It’s like… It’s just a tough time for them and I feel for them a little bit — no matter who it is. It’s kinda like, ‘Well… Someone else will cover for me on that one.’”
television: favorite shows
Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.
Killing a man at a wedding, horrid. What sort of monster would do such a thing?
Graham pranks Emma Stone about meeting the Spice Girls. (x)