LUKE: There’s no coffee.
LORELAI: That’s not funny.
LUKE: I can give you herbal tea.
LORELAI: This is not an herbal tea morning. This is a coffee morning.
LUKE: Every morning for you is a coffee morning.
LORELAI: This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an IV.
LUKE: I can give you tea and a Balance bar.
LORELAI: Please, please, please tell me you’re kidding.
LUKE: I’m kidding.
LORELAI: You’re sick.
LORELAI: You’re a sadist, you’re a fiend! [sees Luke with coffee pot] You’re pretty.
LUKE: For here or to go?
LORELAI: To go, please.
LUKE: You wanna know what this stuff does to your central nervous system?
LORELAI: Ooh, do you have a chart? ‘Cause I love charts.
Gilmore Girls 1.02 - The Lorelai’s First Day at Chilton