Dan Egan…abnormally high douche readings, that makes sense. Cancer of the soul…
I diagnosed myself with an acute case of “everything’s fine”.
So I’m supposed to let a bunch of dead-eyed white guys shit all over absolutely everything that I stand for?
Go home. Take an Ambien. Take fifty.
"Suck up isn’t gonna fix a fuck up."
Fangirl challenge → [1/10] tv shows: Veep"I’m the Vice President of the United States, you stupid little fuckers!"
Ed: Jonah, you’re not even a man. You’re like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant, mangled skeleton, but they didn’t have time to add details, like pigment or self-respect. You’re Frankenstein’s monster, if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks.
Top 15 TV Shows of 2013: 13. Veep
POTUS is not gonna be running for a second term. I’m gonna run.