Fangirl challenge → [1/10] tv shows: Veep"I’m the Vice President of the United States, you stupid little fuckers!"
Ed: Jonah, you’re not even a man. You’re like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant, mangled skeleton, but they didn’t have time to add details, like pigment or self-respect. You’re Frankenstein’s monster, if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks.
Top 15 TV Shows of 2013: 13. Veep
POTUS is not gonna be running for a second term. I’m gonna run.
"Not great, admittedly"? Yeah, that should be the title of my fucking memoir.
Move on from what? We dated for like a week. It was like getting over mild food poisoning.
I’ve met some people—real people. And a lot of them are fucking idiots.
Jonah. Hey, listen, settle something for me.
“I’m the Vice President of the United States, you stupid little fuckers! These people should be begging me! The door should be half its height so that people can only approach me in my office on their goddamn, motherfucking knees!”