"Suck up isn’t gonna fix a fuck up."
Fangirl challenge → [1/10] tv shows: Veep"I’m the Vice President of the United States, you stupid little fuckers!"
Ed: Jonah, you’re not even a man. You’re like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant, mangled skeleton, but they didn’t have time to add details, like pigment or self-respect. You’re Frankenstein’s monster, if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks.
Top 15 TV Shows of 2013: 13. Veep
POTUS is not gonna be running for a second term. I’m gonna run.
"Not great, admittedly"? Yeah, that should be the title of my fucking memoir.
Move on from what? We dated for like a week. It was like getting over mild food poisoning.
I’ve met some people—real people. And a lot of them are fucking idiots.
Jonah. Hey, listen, settle something for me.