yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!

Dan Egan…abnormally high douche readings, that makes sense. Cancer of the soul…

posted 4 weeks ago via buffystark · © orcses with 594 notes




I diagnosed myself with an acute case of “everything’s fine”.

posted 1 month ago via coldbam · © fuckpointyou with 341 notes


Skills… and friendship. 

Skills… and friendship. 



So I’m supposed to let a bunch of dead-eyed white guys shit all over absolutely everything that I stand for?

So I’m supposed to let a bunch of dead-eyed white guys shit all over absolutely everything that I stand for?


Go home. Take an Ambien. Take fifty.




"Suck up isn’t gonna fix a fuck up."

"Suck up isn’t gonna fix a fuck up."


Fangirl challenge → [1/10] tv shows: Veep
"I’m the Vice President of the United States, you stupid little fuckers!"



brokenrecord:


Ed:  Jonah, you’re not even a man. You’re like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant, mangled skeleton, but they didn’t have time to add details, like pigment or self-respect. You’re Frankenstein’s monster, if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks.

Top 15 TV Shows of 2013: 13. Veep

brokenrecord:

Ed:  Jonah, you’re not even a man. You’re like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant, mangled skeleton, but they didn’t have time to add details, like pigment or self-respect. You’re Frankenstein’s monster, if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks.

Top 15 TV Shows of 2013: 13. Veep


POTUS is not gonna be running for a second term. I’m gonna run.