yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!



"Suck up isn’t gonna fix a fuck up."

"Suck up isn’t gonna fix a fuck up."


Fangirl challenge → [1/10] tv shows: Veep
"I’m the Vice President of the United States, you stupid little fuckers!"



brokenrecord:


Ed:  Jonah, you’re not even a man. You’re like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant, mangled skeleton, but they didn’t have time to add details, like pigment or self-respect. You’re Frankenstein’s monster, if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks.

Top 15 TV Shows of 2013: 13. Veep

brokenrecord:

Ed:  Jonah, you’re not even a man. You’re like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant, mangled skeleton, but they didn’t have time to add details, like pigment or self-respect. You’re Frankenstein’s monster, if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks.

Top 15 TV Shows of 2013: 13. Veep


POTUS is not gonna be running for a second term. I’m gonna run.


"Not great, admittedly"? Yeah, that should be the title of my fucking memoir.


I am fucking good at this.





Move on from what? We dated for like a week. It was like getting over mild food poisoning.

Move on from what? We dated for like a week. It was like getting over mild food poisoning.



I’ve met some people—real people. And a lot of them are fucking idiots.

I’ve met some people—real people. And a lot of them are fucking idiots.


Jonah. Hey, listen, settle something for me.